At Joseph Chien of Beverly Hills, a premiere salon and spa for dogs…

Ponce is having his hair worked on by PB, a top stylist


PB: Girlfriend, this haircut is fabulous on you. It’s bold, it’s fearless, and totally hollywood…
Green Dog seeks psychiatric counseling for his recent traumatic experience.

Green Dog: …and then the stalky yellow one, with the mask, threw me in the basement. There was some sort of contraption with chains….I didn’t think I was ever gonna see the light of day.

Dr. Stinky recommends individual therapy sessions four times a week.